Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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