Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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