Whatcha textin bout Willis?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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