my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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