Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
God I need to hump something, right now.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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