I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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