am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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