I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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