Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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