i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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