A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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