is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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