i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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