youre lurking in front of me
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
