What a fucking waste of an outfit
She announced her abortion via fbk
It was confusing and full of hummus
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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