rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
it glows. i had to have it.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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