what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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