You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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