That's when you crack a 10am beer
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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