I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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