so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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