champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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