You surviving the open bar?
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i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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