Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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