I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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