maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Small penises have feelings too.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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