I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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