do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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