Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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