So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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