ugly people sure do ruin things
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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