Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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