You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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