we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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