we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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