And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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