There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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