you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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