i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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