Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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