I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
