Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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