and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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