what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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