Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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