this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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