I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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