Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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