I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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