what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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